I can never look at motivational speakers seriously after Chris Farley's SNL skit as "Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker":
Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to Jack Squat!!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese, and
living in a van down by the river!".
So you want to grow up to be a Hanshi?
We-e-e-elll.. la-de-freakin'-da!
John McPartland
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!