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    Default A Holiday Recipe hic !

    Hello to everybody, this is the best Christmas cake
    recipe ever,


    Christmas cake

    1 Cup water
    1 cup sugar
    4 large eggs
    2 cups dried fruit
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    Lemon juice
    Nuts
    2 pints of vodka.

    1. Sample the vodka to check for quality. Take a
    large bowl.
    Check vodka again. Sniff suspiciously to make sure
    it is of highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

    2. Turn on electric mixer. Beat 1 cup of butter in a
    large,
    Fluffy bowl. Add 1 cup of sugar. Beat again. At thish point it'sh best
    to make sure the vodka is shrill okay. Phwee. Try nother cup, jussin case.

    3. Turn off the mixerer.

    4. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
    the cupla dried fruit. Pick fried druit off the floor.

    5. Mix on the turner. If the druid fright gets stuck
    in teh beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriber.

    6. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next,
    sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who shives a git?

    7. Check the voddie for body. Now shift the lemon
    juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

    8. Adda spoona sugar or something - make a medicine
    go down. Whatever you can find.

    9. Grease oven, slosh in fridge. Turn cake tin 360
    degrees, hold on to floor for balance.

    10. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    11. Finally, throw the bowl throught the window,
    finish vodka and
    dog up the pick.

    Fall into bed, dream of Cherry Mistmas.

    Who likes fruitcake anyway?
    Mark Posselius

    Yep, and the practice goes on!!!

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    "people speak of fallen angels. The Bible, in Genesis, mentions these fallen angels as sons of God, or in some Bibles they're called the Watchers. These were an entity, an incubus-type spirit which impregnated the women of the Earth and produced this race of people called the Nephilim. They supposedly taught man of war, magic and astrology." Carl McCoy

    W.H. Northcote

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    I would like to sample that.
    Gary Chase
    Shoshinkan Dojo

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