Hello to everybody, this is the best Christmas cake
recipe ever,
Christmas cake
1 Cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
2 pints of vodka.
1. Sample the vodka to check for quality. Take a
large bowl.
Check vodka again. Sniff suspiciously to make sure
it is of highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
2. Turn on electric mixer. Beat 1 cup of butter in a
large,
Fluffy bowl. Add 1 cup of sugar. Beat again. At thish point it'sh best
to make sure the vodka is shrill okay. Phwee. Try nother cup, jussin case.
3. Turn off the mixerer.
4. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cupla dried fruit. Pick fried druit off the floor.
5. Mix on the turner. If the druid fright gets stuck
in teh beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriber.
6. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next,
sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who shives a git?
7. Check the voddie for body. Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
8. Adda spoona sugar or something - make a medicine
go down. Whatever you can find.
9. Grease oven, slosh in fridge. Turn cake tin 360
degrees, hold on to floor for balance.
10. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
11. Finally, throw the bowl throught the window,
finish vodka and
dog up the pick.
Fall into bed, dream of Cherry Mistmas.
Who likes fruitcake anyway?