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    - You know that anything David Sims has to say it worth at least double what you're paying for it.

    - You're glad troll-bashing season coincides with northern hemisphere summer holidays.

    - "Where's the beer?"
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    I know I have been on e-budo for too long. How I know is that my fingers are now shorter.

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    - You start getting affected by subliminal messages.
    I want to kill on TV and blame it all on computer games.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew S
    - You start getting affected by subliminal messages.
    A guy has to have a hobby.....

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    - You've been sued. BY NINJA!!!
    David Sims

    "Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum." - Terry Pratchet

    My opinion is, in all likelihood, worth exactly what you are paying for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDATFUS
    - You've been sued. BY NINJA!!!
    Yeah, those sue-riken really sting. Plus, they cause you to bleed green, if you're not careful!
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    - You can almost, almost read one of Trevor's puns without the gag reflex kicking in.
    David Sims

    "Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum." - Terry Pratchet

    My opinion is, in all likelihood, worth exactly what you are paying for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDATFUS
    - You can almost, almost read one of Trevor's puns without the gag reflex kicking in.
    Yeah, well, I get a little wierd when I'm low on sleep. Like right now, in fact. Better log off before the world regrets it...
    Trevor Johnson

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    You find that no matter how hard you try, no one pays any attention to you and posts again regardless.

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    - You catch yourself saying "What the Frank Dux?!"

    - You know that if it looks like a Dux, walks like a Dux and sounds like a Dux it's not a real ninja or underground fighting champion.

    - You wonder how Frank Dux would go in an underwater fighting event... "Smithers, release the sharks."
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    - Not ANOTHER "[insert style here] vs other martial arts" thread?!!
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    You have been here too long when

    No one else remembers Seppuku Sam.

    You remember aiki wars 1.0 and took part in it

    You remember Steve Kaufman's spotlight appearance

    You remember the Elf Krishna and Popie

    You end up becoming a moderator

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kotev
    You wish you could teleport enraged posters to “Death Match Island” and watch the ensuing bloodshed via live streaming.
    Prince and Andrew S vs. journalists who misused "karate". Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew S
    Prince and Andrew S vs. journalists who misused "karate". Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

    Funny Andrew, Its obvious you and I wins. You know I was re-reading the Essence of Okinawan Karate-Do for the 11,254 times According to Nagamine Sensei, ( God I love this story) There was an Okinawan karate Student who became an instant master after a story of how an "Okinawan Karateman caught a thief" as opposed to just "Okinawan" We all know now that misinformed journalists are simply just continueing the traditions of their forebears...
    Prince Loeffler
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    Quote Originally Posted by larsen_huw
    You don't mean to - but you can't help but notice when people don't sign a post with their full name!

    And you're wondering how creative Prince Loeffler is going to be in correcting them!
    Trevor Johnson

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