Fun things to do with Trolls

**Andrew S** · 31st July 2006, 04:25

Benson? The "Out of Africa" (smile) troll? Oh, goody!

I have contributions from Will and Prince which I'll edit and re-format when I get time - I'll be out of the picture for a few days.
Thanks for the ideas!!

**Andrew S** · 31st July 2006, 12:14

- Put gelatine in their toilet bowls.

- Stretch plastic wrap across their toilet seats.

♪I am evil Andrew... I am evil Andrew...♪

**william northcote** · 31st July 2006, 12:16

Originally Posted by Andrew S

- Put gelatine in their toilet bowls.

- Stretch plastic wrap across their toilet seats.

♪I am evil Andrew... I am evil Andrew...♪

Tell them Ashida Kim has updated his website. They will spend days looking for the new grammatical full stop.

**larsen_huw** · 31st July 2006, 22:15

Originally Posted by Andrew S

Contributions to the E-Budo Field Guide to Trolls are needed. Huw, Trevor, Will and Prince, get off your collective posteriors and get writing!

For whom the bell trolls...

Jeez ... surely to write i get to get onto my posterior, not off it!

Anyone covered the Bruce Baker troll yet? He's so special I think he deserves a section all on his own!

**william northcote** · 31st July 2006, 22:19

Originally Posted by larsen_huw

Jeez ... surely to write i get to get onto my posterior, not off it!

Anyone covered the Bruce Baker troll yet? He's so special I think he deserves a section all on his own!

I miss BruceB. At least he was fun in a harmless troll way.

**larsen_huw** · 31st July 2006, 22:26

Yeah .. i kinda imagine him a little like this in real life:

Completely barking - but of no real danger to anyone other than himself.

**william northcote** · 31st July 2006, 22:31

True. But more pirate like.

Even when he said NTKO could work, he made us chuckle.

**larsen_huw** · 31st July 2006, 22:40

Like this?

**Andrew S** · 6th August 2006, 03:13

- Have a sound bite that sounds like either:-
[Mr. Burns voice] "Smithers, release the goats!"
[Captain Picard voice] "Release goats, Mr. Warf."

**Andrew S** · 6th August 2006, 04:00

- Every time they log in, have them automatically jump to this post

**Andrew S** · 9th August 2006, 12:38

- Argue over the correct collective noun for trolls.

**MikeWilliams** · 9th August 2006, 12:39

Originally Posted by Andrew S

- Argue over the correct collective noun for trolls.

A bridge of trolls?

A trollop of trolls?

A flaming of trolls?

**Andrew S** · 9th August 2006, 13:02

A rant of trolls?

A lost cause of trolls?

A bash of trolls?

**Andrew S** · 25th August 2006, 22:02

- Send them back to school and have the teacher make them write lines.

"I... must not... submit... inane... posts... again."

**william northcote** · 2nd November 2006, 10:11

Ask them to post without using any letter of the alphabet and no leet speak either.

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