Fun things to do with Trolls

[Andrew S]

- Refer them to Dr. Stupid for treatment.

[DDATFUS]

- Refer them to Dr. Stupid for treatment.

Or Kevorkian. Whichever.

[william northcote]

Or Kevorkian. Whichever.

Tell them you have put their name forward for the Readers Digest winners Lottery.

[Andrew S]

- Find out where they live and then camp in their front yard.

[Andrew S]

- Arrange with all other posters to reply using gibberish.

toua hhsot sho djuyt sluhgy slhoguh ghourhh runng oorrs hogoz souurl lsuoul jj lsu sourlg ysog

- If the troll asks what's going on, explain to them that you were trying to make it easier for them by replying in troll.

[william northcote]

- Arrange with all other posters to reply using gibberish.


- If the troll asks what's going on, explain to them that you were trying to make it easier for them by replying in troll.

Or use ACAMAC

[Andrew S]

- Do this to them:

[william northcote]

- Do this to them:

True. But it is hard to deny it:

[Andrew S]

- Hope all their workdays are like this:

[william northcote]

- Hope all their workdays are like this:

Oh howI miss them beatings in the office, and playing race cars with the office wheely chairs.

[Andrew S]

- Date their bosses.

[william northcote]

- Date their bosses.

No thanks. Would you date Dalls from the Konigun?

[Andrew S]

- If you spot one lying on the beach, contact Greenpeace and get them to roll it back into the water.

[Prince Loeffler]

Sing this to the song called "How Bizarre" by OMD



I was surfing E-Budo one day
Decide to post and have my say
It didn’t take that long
when some dude named Prince tells me
not posting my full name is Oh So..Wrong !

How Bizarre ! How Bizzare ! How Bizzare !

Chorus: Ooh … E-Budo, your’re driving me crazy
Everytime I post around ….Everytime I post around !
Prince is in my face !


So I take it to the mods
They tell me rules are rules !
But I need to protect my identity
But Prince thinks my family a bunch of fools

How Bizarre ! How Bizzare ! How Bizzare !

Chorus: Ooh … E-Budo, you’re driving me crazy
Everytime I post around ….Everytime I Post around !
Prince is in my face !


Destination of post unknown
William Northcote calls me a troll
Now I’m in E-Budo Purgatorial Hole
Shitoryudude thinks I should grow pair of balls

How Bizarre ! How Bizzare ! How Bizzare !

Ooh E-Budo, (ooh E-Budo)
It's making me crazy, (it's making me crazy)
Everytime I post around
post around
Everytime I post around
Everytime I post around
Everytime I post around
Prince's in my face


So I asked the mods to remove my post
E-budo is full of ungrateful hosts
I’m nobody’s troll
But Prince dude tells me to shut my hole !

Ooh E-Budo, (ooh E-Budo)
It's making me crazy, (it's making me crazy)
Everytime I post around
post around
Everytime I post around
Everytime I post around
Everytime I post around
Prince's in my face

[Andrew S]

Prince, you have WAY too much time on your hands. Very funny post.