10. never bring a thong
9. never wear another service's tattoo
8. during BRM never shoot another soldier's target
7. never ask your CO if he's good with his privates
6. if at Fort Benning NEVER hunt the endangered wildlife (rangers keep eating the Red-headed Cockaded Woodpecker)
5. never EVER ask the cafeteria ladys to marry you, they will...
4. never have your girlfriend/wife send you naked pics, the 1st sergents love collecting them and meeting her at your graduation
3. never skip during ruck marches
2. never sing "in the Navy!" by Men at Work as a cadence
1. during MOUT training never ask if a "card swipe" is "gay"
anyone have any better?