Happily Ever After

[DDATFUS]

Here's a delightful story on marital bliss that I thought some of my fellow e-budoka would appreciate:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/29/....ap/index.html

I think that the "karate kick" ties it in nicely with martial arts, but I still thought it was more appropriate here than, say, the Gendai Budo forum

[X_plosion]

Words just fail me

[Prince Loeffler]

What ? No Jujitsu submission and take down ??

[DDATFUS]

What ? No Jujitsu submission and take down ??

Well, clearly the bride and groom had neglected their training. I can't help but recall all the times people on this forum have typed marital arts when they meant to type martial arts; on reflection, only a very fine line seems to divide the two.

And that fine line seems to mostly consist of the safety rules enforced in sports martial arts, such as "no punches below the belt."

[Dawndelion]

"...a bloody t-shirt and one shoe."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

What are the three rings of matrimony? Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

"I do" want another pint of vodka.

Kick my wife, please.