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    Reminds me of the Kung Fu hillbilly episode with Jerry Springer
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    "Now don't go ninjin nobody that don't need ninjin!"

    That was great! Thanks Kit!
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    His accent made it sound like he was talking about a judy chop, a kuhratee chop, and a ninjer chop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgsmith View Post
    "Now don't go ninjin nobody that don't need ninjin!"

    That was great! Thanks Kit!
    Since he is from Texas, in the event he does ninjin somebody and is consequently asked in court why he did it, the standard response will be: "Cause he needed ninjerin"
    That was funny as heck.
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    As much as I pride myself on being an idiot, I can not think down to that level of idiocy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jitsumania View Post
    Since he is from Texas, in the event he does ninjin somebody and is consequently asked in court why he did it, the standard response will be: "Cause he needed ninjerin"
    That was funny as heck.
    Use the correct form of the verb, please. It's to ninj. I ninj, you ninj... they're ninjin.
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    It's obviously a parody. He's a genius! And some of y'all need some ninjin"!
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    Great parody. I wonder what that aired on initially? You can hear a studio audience laughing in the background.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trevor Johnson View Post
    Use the correct form of the verb, please. It's to ninj. I ninj, you ninj... they're ninjin.
    Right, but in Southern vernacular you would still say (usually to the court) "he needed a good ninjin' " just like you would say "he needed a good kickin'," or, in more extreme situations, "he needed a good killin'."

    "How does the defendant plead?"

    "I plead he needed a good ninjin', y'Honor."
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    "Texas Ninjer"? Boone County is in West Virginia. At least as of yesterday.
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    Yup!
    Of course, there's also a Boone County in Texas, Illinois, Missouri, Kentucky, Nebraska, Iowa, etc ...
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