bearing in mind that TV producers - and any other publisher or journalist-type hack - wants to grab an audience attention and love handy, snappy descriptive titles to describe the "piece" with brevity... what would you use as caption for a shot of Mr Segal, or anyone else, swinging or posing with their blade out?
"Sword-swinger"
"Blade-waver"
"choppy-choppy-mind-your-fingers-dude"
"Kung Fu Karate Master Swordsman"
"Duelling Tanto" (with reference to "Deliverance", subject must hop around shouting "Who's the Daddy".
"I'm Steven Segal, don't stand too close!"
"Samurai Master"
"Ninja Master"
"Ninja-Samurai-BJJ-Pride Master"
"Show-Off"
"Exhibitionist"
David Noble
Shorinji Kempo (1983 - 1988)
I'll think of a proper sig when I get a minute...
For now, I'm just waiting for the smack of the Bo against a hard wooden floor....