In response to claims that his aikido is not effective, Mastor Taro shows that he can toss the bull as well as most of the e-budo members...
In response to claims that his aikido is not effective, Mastor Taro shows that he can toss the bull as well as most of the e-budo members...
John Lindsey
Oderint, dum metuant-Let them hate, so long as they fear.
I realize that, through proper budo training, we should be able to improvise weapons from whatever is at hand. But isn't this a bit extreme?
SPC Jason C. Diederich, MOARNG
FEMAS, Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu, Kali-Silat
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"Those gaijin will never figure out why Kobe beef is so tender!!"
Kyokushinkai, ha! Let's see Mas Oyama do this!
Neil Hawkins
"The one thing that must be learnt but
cannot be taught is understanding"
"Whaddaya mean I'm doin' it wrong? This cow's name is Pattie!"
SPC Jason C. Diederich, MOARNG
FEMAS, Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu, Kali-Silat
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"As you can see, Small Grasshopper, it's just a question of correct utilization of KI!"
Yamantaka
"Still no candy surprises... Ya know, Jun, I don't think we have this whole Pinata thing quite right yet..."
Krzysztof M. Mathews
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Every place around the world it seemed the same
Can't hear the rhythm for the drums
Everybody wants to look the other way
When something wicked this way comes
"Jeremiah Blues, Part 1"
Sting-The Soul Cages
Hhhmmmmm
This is real Bull-do or is it steer-do?
What's the first thing a father asks his daughter's new boyfriend?
Do you know how they make steers out of bulls?
John Mark
This explains where the "Mad Cow Disease" comes from... The gotta go mad being treated like this...
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After sitting in meditation for 3 days, Master Soto was startled when the clouds suddenly parted and a heavenly cow decended towards him and his servant Benjo. The Angel of Angus handed Soto 2 secret scrolls outlining the deepest meaning of martial arts.
"Damn" he said silently. "I guess the Tengu were too busy today." "This will not set well with our marketing department.."
John Lindsey
Oderint, dum metuant-Let them hate, so long as they fear.
The aliens had plotted their abduction from the quiet rural community for months... The experiments, the mind control devices; all was set. No one would believe Hank when he told the authorities about being taken from his pasture into the skies...
Unfortunately, Grong72 miscalibrated the tractor beam...
SPC Jason C. Diederich, MOARNG
FEMAS, Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu, Kali-Silat
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Grandmaster Dr. Soke Soto demonstrates multiple-cow randori to one of his "moodansha."
-or-
"Hey Billy Bob, where Ah comes from, we don't do no cow tippin', we do cow flippin'!"
Robert Cronin
"Mad Cow Disease? Yeah, they get a little upset when I throw 'em around like this, but it's nothing personal."
Are you guys sure this isn't an example of cow balancing? It could be a new Circ de Solei act.
Scott R. Brown
Don't feel bad, Master! That trick never worked for Bullwinkle, either.