Becuase you always get something for a nothing.
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Becuase you always get something for a nothing.
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Tim Dahl
Thats 2 questions so I'll just answer the first..
Why does your nose run? To keep your face in shape
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Who invented the Ironing Board?
'I can only point the way, each of you must walk the path alone'
Sarah Boone
Who is the current heavy weight boxing champion of the world?
Nulli Secundus
Ed Chart
WBC & IBF - Hasim Rahman
WBA - John Ruiz
WBO - Wlad Klitschko
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If it take one man 2 hours to dig a hole, how long does it take 2 men to dig 1/2 a hole?
'I can only point the way, each of you must walk the path alone'
depends how much beer they have
how much wood can a woodchuck chuck ?
Stuart Hector
2 quarts!
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
LeTerian Bradley
There are no excuses on the mat, in the cage, or on the battlefeild! Train wisely!
They both have feathers (assuming you write with a quill).
Is there such a thing as a "gruntled" employee?
Charles Hackney
UAlbany Bujinkan
Jehovah Nissi!
ummmm... Yes ??
Is it ok to use the AM Radio after Noon ?
Stuart Hector
It's o.k. to use the radio, but it's only polite to wait until Noon has finished with it!
What colour are greenhouses ?
Pete Boyes.
"Whoa, careful now. These are dangerous streets for us upper-lower-middle-class types. So avoid eye contact, watch your pocketbook, and suspect everyone." - Homer Simpson.
Transparent??
Why does my head hurt reading this??
It could be a tumor.
Does a root beer float?
Charles Hackney
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." -Hamlet Act I, Scene V
Only if it weighs the same as a duck.
If you offer me a penny for my thoughts and I put my two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
For those who drive Caravans.
What is best in life?
Jon Small
The letter 'F', because without it Life would be a lie.
Why do American's not like 'U's?
As in coloUr and honoUr?
Pete Boyes.
"Whoa, careful now. These are dangerous streets for us upper-lower-middle-class types. So avoid eye contact, watch your pocketbook, and suspect everyone." - Homer Simpson.
Because we are to self centered to think about "u".
Why do you always hit the red stop lights when you are in a hurry?
Barb Bloom