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    They are set to a timer.




    And how can you have an "escalator" that goes down? Would that be a descalator?

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    Nope, one that only goes down would be an "emasculator".


    What's red and sits in the corner?


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    A baby chewing razor blades.
    Define the place of molecular biology in a clone community.

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    Maintenance of homology; after all, if people start to deviate too much via random mutation, then they're not clones anymore.

    And why is Weird Al's "I think I'm a Clone Now" to the tune of "I Think We're Alone Now" STILL so gosh-darn funny?
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    Classic humour is timeless.
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck?

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    This Chuck would chuck all the wood I could chuck at the people who keep hauling that one out. Also prohibited are Chuck Wagon, Chuck Norris, "What's up, Chuck?" and Chuck-chuck-bo-buck-banana-fana-fo-f... well, you get the idea.

    How many roads must a man walk down, before people will stop making fun of his name? :burnup:

    (Note: I am not actually angry; these smilies are just way too addictive )
    Chuck Munyon
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    How many Bob Dylans does it take to put a man at his ease?
    I guess your name is just too tempting a target.

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    How many Bob Dylans are there? (sorry I have no answer)

    another question:

    Why is a nickel coin bigger than a dime?
    Marc McDermand

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    To take the focus off the fact that the penny is also bigger than the dime.

    Why are boxing rings square?

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    Because boxing bends you out of shape.
    (But it's also a thumping good time.)
    If C-H-E-M-I-S-T is pronounced "chemist," how do you pronounce C-H-A-I-R?

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    Dunno!

    But how do you keep 4,554 (at the last count!) Martial artists in suspense ?

    Answer tomorrow.
    Pete Boyes.
    "Whoa, careful now. These are dangerous streets for us upper-lower-middle-class types. So avoid eye contact, watch your pocketbook, and suspect everyone." - Homer Simpson.

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    Pete,
    Don't ask a question if you can't answer the preceding one.
    It misses the point of the thread.

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    Lightbulb Broken again...

    Since Kimpatsu didn't ask a question, I'll ask, answer and ask again.

    Where does the word salary come from?

    It comes from the Latin,salarium, because salt used to be a precious commodity and was awarded to Roman soldiers as a prize or allowance due to its value.

    Riddle me this????????

    Why are there children's urinals in 21 and over establishments?

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    Default ummm

    For the vertically challenged.

    Why do restaurants have a smoking section & swimming pools not have a peeing section? Isn't that the same thing?
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    Torquemada: "Any new converts today?"
    Chorus: "Nay Nay Nay"
    Torquemada: "Send in the nuns!!"

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    Default Kiddies pool

    To answer your question - No they're not the same thing.

    I thought the kiddies pool was the peeing section, that's why the water always feels warmer there!

    How many sides has a circle ? (I don't think this question has been asked before).

    Pete Boyes.

    p.s. How do you pronounce chair ?

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