They are set to a timer.
And how can you have an "escalator" that goes down? Would that be a descalator?
They are set to a timer.
And how can you have an "escalator" that goes down? Would that be a descalator?
Nope, one that only goes down would be an "emasculator".
What's red and sits in the corner?
Matt Whittle
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A baby chewing razor blades.
Define the place of molecular biology in a clone community.
Maintenance of homology; after all, if people start to deviate too much via random mutation, then they're not clones anymore.
And why is Weird Al's "I think I'm a Clone Now" to the tune of "I Think We're Alone Now" STILL so gosh-darn funny?
Classic humour is timeless.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck?
This Chuck would chuck all the wood I could chuck at the people who keep hauling that one out. Also prohibited are Chuck Wagon, Chuck Norris, "What's up, Chuck?" and Chuck-chuck-bo-buck-banana-fana-fo-f... well, you get the idea.
How many roads must a man walk down, before people will stop making fun of his name? :burnup:
(Note: I am not actually angry; these smilies are just way too addictive )
How many Bob Dylans does it take to put a man at his ease?
I guess your name is just too tempting a target.
How many Bob Dylans are there? (sorry I have no answer)
another question:
Why is a nickel coin bigger than a dime?
Marc McDermand
To take the focus off the fact that the penny is also bigger than the dime.
Why are boxing rings square?
Because boxing bends you out of shape.
(But it's also a thumping good time.)
If C-H-E-M-I-S-T is pronounced "chemist," how do you pronounce C-H-A-I-R?
Dunno!
But how do you keep 4,554 (at the last count!) Martial artists in suspense ?
Answer tomorrow.
Pete Boyes.
"Whoa, careful now. These are dangerous streets for us upper-lower-middle-class types. So avoid eye contact, watch your pocketbook, and suspect everyone." - Homer Simpson.
Pete,
Don't ask a question if you can't answer the preceding one.
It misses the point of the thread.
Since Kimpatsu didn't ask a question, I'll ask, answer and ask again.
Where does the word salary come from?
It comes from the Latin,salarium, because salt used to be a precious commodity and was awarded to Roman soldiers as a prize or allowance due to its value.
Riddle me this????????
Why are there children's urinals in 21 and over establishments?
For the vertically challenged.
Why do restaurants have a smoking section & swimming pools not have a peeing section? Isn't that the same thing?
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Chorus: "Hey Torquemada, whaddya say?"
Torquemada: "Any new converts today?"
Chorus: "Nay Nay Nay"
Torquemada: "Send in the nuns!!"
To answer your question - No they're not the same thing.
I thought the kiddies pool was the peeing section, that's why the water always feels warmer there!
How many sides has a circle ? (I don't think this question has been asked before).
Pete Boyes.
p.s. How do you pronounce chair ?