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(John Lindsey)
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Budo Fun #36
In an attempt to end the ongoing war in Afghanistan, US forces dropped Michael Jackson into Kabul.
The Pentagon is reviewing reports that the singer actually landed in India. “If true, no harm was done” commented Pentagon spokesman Sandy Dunes. “Like his new record, this was a dud.”
John Lindsey
Oderint, dum metuant-Let them hate, so long as they fear.
Senior Member
Geronimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"There was water here a minute ago. I swear. #&%ing droughts"
Greg Ellis
I like autumn best of all, because its tone is mellower, its colors are richer and it is tinged with a little sorrow. Its golden richness speaks not of the innocence of spring, nor the power of summer, but of the mellowness and kindly wisdom of approaching age. It knows the limitations of life and it is content.
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the new style of nunjutsu invisibility Ostrige style!!
"DUHHH is this right sensei???"
I do not whish to know all the answers, only the Questions to ask.
(Jason Chambers)
Senior Member
Much too dark to be Mikey... He is almost transparent these days...
Jason Chambers
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Tatsujin Photography & Design
(Paul Smith)
Senior Moderator
I knew that job as inflight mechanic on the new missile system was too good to be true!
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The Taliban conducts tests on their new missile system.
Paul Smith
"Always keep the sharp side and the pointy end between you and your opponent"
I guess he was serious. He really did jump.
or
the bungee cord snapped.
It's just the videoclip for Michael's new "Unbreakable" video (*)
(*)Track #1 in the new "Invincible" album, I'm not making this up!
My parachutte didnt open when I dived out of the plane
or
I thought this was a pool
Scott Rehark
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