Rogues Gallery...not for the weak!

[Shitoryu Dude]

Wait a minute? You're god? But I thought I was god. Which god are you? I'm the god of BBQ, beer, sluts, and attitude.

Anyway, the way it was worded seemed to be a slam on my wife's weight (the 250 lb reference you quoted). Sometimes thing do NOT come out right regardless of how they were intended, and like most men I consider my wife to be an off-limits topic unless you plan to tell me how lucky I am to married to her or I invite discussion.

[Cady Goldfield]

Sounds like a good time to switch the topic to "Yo mamma...."

As in,

"Yo mamma is so ugly, farmers pay her good money to stand in their cornfields."

"Yo mamma is so dumb, I saw her shouting into an envelope, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said 'I'm sending a voicemail.'"

"Yo mamma is so dumb, when she heard that Christmas was just around the corner, she went over and looked."

"Yo mamma is so dumb, when she asked me what brand of jeans I wear, and I said "Guess," she said, "Um... Levi's?"

"Yo mamma is so fat, she has her own zipcode."

"Yo mamma is so fat, when she backs up, she goes 'beep...beep...beep.'"

[Grace]

Yo Mamma is a travel agent for guilt trips.

Yo Mamma...When she cooks we know it's ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

Yo Mamma....if she is what she eats she's fast, cheap and easy.

[Jussi Häkkinen]

OK, I couldn't put on the pic. I guess I would need to have it online.

[larsen_huw]

Yo Mamma's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she sits next to everybody!

Yo Mamma's so fat, her ass looks like two badly parked Volkswagen Beetles!

Yo's Mamma's so fat, when i mounted her, my ears popped!

Yo Mamma's so cheap, she don't use toilet paper ...... she slides down the bannisters.

Yo Mamma's like a bad rugby team ....... everyone gets a try!

Yo Mamma's like a petrol station attendant ...... the more you pay, the more she pumps!

[Richard Price]

Hey, you wanna have a "Yo Mamma" discussion go do it in your own thread.

But...just to be sociable:

Yo Mamma is so fat...... I rolled off her twice and I was still on top of her.

Yo Mamma is so ugly I make her wear a bag on her head. Hell, I wear one myself in case hers comes off.

[Budoka 34]

ok it's official this is now my favorite thread!
My boss yelled at me because I was laughing to loud!

And while I'm here,

Yo mamma so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

Yo mamma's glasses so thick she can see the future!

Yo mamma so dumb she thought a quaterback was a rebate!

Yo mamma so short she can sit on a dime and her legs still hang!

Yo mamma so old she fart dust!

Yo mamma so poor she had to take out a loan on a 1 cent piece of candy!

yo mamma so poor she can't afford the rent on her cardboard box!

Oooops forgot to post my picture!

[Cady Goldfield]

Originally posted by Richard Price
Hey, you wanna have a "Yo Mamma" discussion go do it in your own thread.

Hey, on the Members Forum, it's okay to be off topic now and then since the forum itself is for off-topica. Everyone sounds like they've had a few pints anyway.

Anyway, yo mama so ugly, when she went to the zoo they thought the gorilla escaped and shot her with a tranquiliser dart.

[Onmitsu]

Yo Mamma is so skinny, she has to run in circles in the shower just to get wet.

Yo Mamma is so skinny, she has to wear snow shoes in the shower to keep from sucking down the drain.

Yo Mamma is so skinny, she can hide behind a stop sign pole.

Yo Mamma is so skinny, we have to tie a rope around her waist on windy days.

Yo Mamma is so skinny, she once got lost in a plate of spaghetti.

Yo Mamma is so short, she has to look up to tie her shoe laces.

Yo Mamma is so short, she stood by the curb all day talking 'bout she's afraid of hieghts.

Yo Mamma is so short, she got ran over by a car and didn't have a scratch on her.

[Richard Price]

Originally posted by Cady Goldfield

Hey, on the Members Forum, it's okay to be off topic now and then since the forum itself is for off-topica. Everyone sounds like they've had a few pints anyway.

Ah, Goldfield San.....this is true. But not when you are so blatantly avoiding posting your picture. Scared you'll get stalkers?

Anyhoo,

Yo momma is so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped himself.

Yo mamma is so stupid she thinks that an electoral poll is something you hang a flag on.

Yo mamma is so fat that when she sits down, people in China are knocked to the floor

Yo mamma is so mean that when she dropped a nickel, it hit her in the back of the head.

Yo mamma smells so bad, the sewage farm had to sack her.

[Zoyashi]

Awww yeah!

“Yer mom is so fat! How fat is she?
Yer momma is so big and fat
That she can get busy
With 22 burritos when times are rough
I seen her in the back of taco bell in handcuffs.”

Pharcyde forever!

Josh Gepner

[Cady Goldfield]

Originally posted by Richard Price
Ah, Goldfield San.....this is true. But not when you are so blatantly avoiding posting your picture. Scared you'll get stalkers?

Nope, afraid hunters will shoot me thinking it's moose season!
Really, I keep forgetting to scan pix. Everything is hard copy.

Besides,

Yo mamma so ugly, she puts on a mask of Margaret Thatcher to improve her looks.

[Dahlia]

Moi

[Marc Renouf]

Tell yo mamma to quit callin' me.

[Peter H.]

Me, July of 2001, I'm the one in the red pants.


Me, my 1st Kyu test, May, 2001. I'm the one standing.