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#1
10-02-2003, 06:58 AM
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Confucius Say....
Silly thread!
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left. Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants. Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on. Confucius say, man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long. Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired. Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted. Confucius say, the end of the day is near when small men make long shadows. Cheers
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#2
10-02-2003, 07:18 AM
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Confucius say, Woman who spends too much time on bedspring, soon get offspring.
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Pete Boyes. "Whoa, careful now. These are dangerous streets for us upper-lower-middle-class types. So avoid eye contact, watch your pocketbook, and suspect everyone." - Homer Simpson.
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#3
10-02-2003, 09:25 AM
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Confucius say, live today like it's your last, for tomorrow Huw drive's you to work!
**need to have seen my work collegues react to my driving to appreciate this ... i seem to have aquired a rep (completely unjustified!) at work for driving like a mentalist**
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#4
10-02-2003, 09:32 AM
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Rev. Matt Boxall AKA Dr. Stupid *Puts on wizard hat and robe*
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#5
10-03-2003, 02:43 AM
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 However, i've recently come into a little money, and some subtle changes will be made to The Beast's (tongue lodged firmly in cheek .... my cheek Tony, before you get any smutty ideas .... and the cheek that forms part of my face Tony, not any other cheek!!!  ) ability to stop, go and turn corners.If i had to guess, i'd say it currently puts out about 120bhp (up from 87 as stock) .... but as it weighs less than a tonne, it goes quite well. I think it's more that i added 1/2 a litre of capacity to the engine without changing the brakes that people worry about. And the fact the car's older than me! 
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#6
10-06-2003, 07:11 PM
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Confucious say, if chain still swinging, toilet seat is still warm.
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