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Prince Loeffler
16th December 2003, 05:33
Things I hate about everybody.... Billy Conolly - His own Words!!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I
know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". frikin right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the frikin
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me
a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever frikin does!! What can you do that's
longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's
an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks.........
Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you frikin McTosser.

14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you
alright? Yes, fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

larsen_huw
16th December 2003, 10:05
The big Yin kicks arse! :)

The funniest thing of his i've ever seen is where he talks about his little girl stapling his scrotum to the bed.

I never thought it was possible to die of laughter ... but the pain i was in after that made me reconsider! :)

william northcote
16th December 2003, 12:08
Originally posted by larsen_huw
I never thought it was possible to die of laughter ... but the pain i was in after that made me reconsider! :)

...And your still here, that is a shame :D

larsen_huw
16th December 2003, 13:42
Originally posted by Will Northcote
...And your still here, that is a shame :D

ha ... ha ... ha .... uuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh ...

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only joking ... i'm still not dead! :D

william northcote
16th December 2003, 13:54
Damn :cry:

hehehehe:p

larsen_huw
16th December 2003, 13:58
Nothing a good :shot: or possibly a :saw: or, depending on how lethal the curry was, a :toot couldn't fix! :)

william northcote
17th December 2003, 11:40
Well for the :toot I could always give you a match :D

larsen_huw
17th December 2003, 13:03
Originally posted by Will Northcote
Well for the :toot I could always give you a match :D

Trust me, if i'd had one of my uber-curries then you'd be in trouble.

Those things are so hot they measure on the Richter scale! :D

william northcote
17th December 2003, 17:01
Well I have a box of matches for a out of print newsgroup that you may wish to use as a lighter :D

Kimpatsu
18th December 2003, 00:57
Originally posted by larsen_huw
Trust me, if i'd had one of my uber-curries then you'd be in trouble.

Those things are so hot they measure on the Richter scale! :D
Sounds good to me. When I'm in London next year, we must go eat hot hot HOT curries!
---
There's only one thing I hate about other people: they won't bloody well do what I tell them!
:D

Cody
18th December 2003, 01:49
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Sounds good to me. When I'm in London next year, we must go eat hot hot HOT curries!

:D

That's great, but the first to reach for his glass of ice water is a wussie!

-Cody

kirigirisu
18th December 2003, 01:54
Water don't do a damn thing for curries or any other spicy comestible.

That's what the raita and/or lassi is for.

Kimpatsu
18th December 2003, 02:21
Originally posted by Cody
That's great, but the first to reach for his glass of ice water is a wussie!

-Cody
Then that makes me a wussie; I need plenty of liquids with my meals.
:beer:

william northcote
18th December 2003, 08:30
so it is official then Tony...

You are a wuss :D

larsen_huw
18th December 2003, 11:44
I use lager to stop my mouth feeling hot.

After 9 or 10, i don't give a toss what my mouth feels like! :D

Everyone round to mine for some thermonuclear curries then! :)

Kimpatsu
18th December 2003, 12:56
Originally posted by Will Northcote
so it is official then Tony...

You are a wuss :D
Come here and say that. :cool: :D

william northcote
18th December 2003, 13:22
Okay you pay for the flight, hotel and we go by the Ashida Kim rules :D

Kimpatsu
27th December 2003, 04:59
Originally posted by Will Northcote
Okay you pay for the flight, hotel and we go by the Ashida Kim rules :D
But I don't pay your hospital bills. :shot:

william northcote
27th December 2003, 09:27
What makes you think I may end up in hospital :D

bruceb
27th December 2003, 12:01
Dear whoever started this thread,

I hope you feel better getting all that angst off your chest, but unless you learn to live with the other children and play nice, we are gonna have to separate you from the rest of society.

One simple rule about living in civilization .... you can not be a danger to yourself or others.

Bitch all you want, act like a small child, but so long as you do, don't be a danger, and the rest of us will smugly treat you like a streetperson who begs for money, or is talking to themself, or themselves as there may be more than one person in their head who they are argueing with.

I am glad you feel comfortable letting us of the forum in your personal pet peives, but next time .... add some comedy, will ya? A little humor lets us know you are not a danger to yourself or others so we don't have to take actions to keep society safe from you, or you safe from society.

Add to the list ... people who give me advice on how I should live my life, or I wish they were all as smart as I am so I wouldn't have to write "Things I hate about everybody" to your list of things you hate.

You are approaching forty years old, eh? Maybe time to come to grips with things you hate, and put them in their proper place?

Just a thought....

As for the rest of the banter on this thread ...

Time to change the news channel and make another cup of green tea.

Kimpatsu
27th December 2003, 12:35
Originally posted by Will Northcote
What makes you think I may end up in hospital :D
Either that or the morgue, Will. You can't kill me, 'cos I'm dead from the neck up already.
:saw:

william northcote
27th December 2003, 12:41
Well there ya go, I always thought you was brain dead hehehehe

larsen_huw
27th December 2003, 15:34
Originally posted by bruceb
Dear whoever started this thread,

blah blah blah ....

blah blah blah ...

yet more of Brucie's blah bah blah ...


Bruce.

Check the forum name "Budo Fun".

Prince was just quoting some lines from (in my opinion) a very funny commedian. I don't think he was seriously saying he felt the same way.

The commedian in question is probably in his 60's now. Makes even you look like a young'un.

Lighten up, and always remember you can't smell the roses when your head's wedged up your arse.

bruceb
27th December 2003, 17:22
Time to make another cup of tea .... maybe some salami and cheese sandwiches with miracle whip ... yum ....

As I said, time to change the channel ... or put on the radio to the classic rock and roll station ....

Kimpatsu
27th December 2003, 23:15
Originally posted by Will Northcote
Well there ya go, I always thought you was brain dead hehehehe
At least I don't think with my arse, like you... :D

william northcote
27th December 2003, 23:38
Hey, in our world, it sometimes make sense :D

Kimpatsu
28th December 2003, 00:59
Originally posted by Will Northcote
Hey, in our world, it sometimes make sense :D
"You make it sense know" oogah oogah... "I need more medication," he says, drooling... :D

Prince Loeffler
28th December 2003, 03:05
Huw, I found the joke at some website and I thought It was so funny and I'd share it with you guys. Don't worry about Bruce as he does not bother me at all. He is what he is, Can't blame Bruce for what mother nature did to him.....:D ..

william northcote
28th December 2003, 09:22
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
"You make it sense know" oogah oogah... "I need more medication," he says, drooling... :D

Tony, you envy me as I have a better MA style than you :D

larsen_huw
28th December 2003, 11:06
Originally posted by Prince Loeffler
Huw, I found the joke at some website and I thought It was so funny and I'd share it with you guys. Don't worry about Bruce as he does not bother me at all. He is what he is, Can't blame Bruce for what mother nature did to him.....:D ..

Really?

So you've never heard that stuff actually being delivered by Billy Connolly? You are missing out!!! Go rent some of his videos/DVDs ASAP ... assuming they were released over there in the states! :)

william northcote
28th December 2003, 11:20
Huw, to most Americans Billy is just an actor. In the UK he is a comedian, TV personality and a actor.

Use e-bay to locate some of his early records. I have 2. One from 1976 whis is sheer class and the one with the crucifixion joke from 1973 recorded in Scotland. Very hard to get nowadays.:D ;)

Kimpatsu
28th December 2003, 23:05
Originally posted by Will Northcote
Tony, you envy me as I have a better MA style than you :D
What's your ma got to do with it?
Anyway ma paw is better than yours, dangit.

william northcote
29th December 2003, 00:06
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Anyway ma paw is better than yours, dangit.

What? Your a werewolf? Or are you a wolfware? Have you an allergy to silver?

Kimpatsu
29th December 2003, 02:23
Originally posted by Will Northcote
What? Your a werewolf? Or are you a wolfware? Have you an allergy to silver?
Send me all your silver, and I'll keep it and see... :D

william northcote
29th December 2003, 08:43
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Send me all your silver, and I'll keep it and see... :D

Well if you are a warewolf you would be more concerned over dodging the silver :D

Kimpatsu
29th December 2003, 11:23
Originally posted by Will Northcote
Well if you are a warewolf you would be more concerned over dodging the silver :D
Why would I run away from precious metals?
And while you're about it, send me all your gold and diamonds as well. Oh, and include all your cash for good measure. :cool:

william northcote
29th December 2003, 11:48
Cash, gold, silver???? You would be lucky if I have a 1 note in my pocket, which i have anyways but you're not getting it :D

Kimpatsu
29th December 2003, 22:10
A 1-pound note, Will? It must be Scottish.

william northcote
29th December 2003, 23:34
Aye it is laddie.

Kimpatsu
30th December 2003, 00:21
Does that represent your life savings, Will?

william northcote
30th December 2003, 11:21
Well I have had that note for 4 years, so yeah, it must be. :D

Kimpatsu
30th December 2003, 11:55
Originally posted by Will Northcote
Well I have had that note for 4 years, so yeah, it must be. :D
You've held the same note for four years?
No wonder it's flat... ;) :D

monkeyboy_ssj
30th December 2003, 12:26
Tony get to london now! book a flight and come and see us!

Plus I'll let you laugh at my silly haircut, i'm growing my hair and reaching that half way silly look phase...

Kimpatsu
30th December 2003, 13:01
Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
Tony get to london now! book a flight and come and see us!
How about next yer? It's my ahem bithday, and I'm going to visit my mother, anyway.

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
Plus I'll let you laugh at my silly haircut, i'm growing my hair and reaching that half way silly look phase...
Then I think I'd better wait a few months...
Anyway, when in London, the first round's on me, gentlemen.

william northcote
30th December 2003, 13:03
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Anyway, when in London, the first round's on me, gentlemen.

First round... if you can fly from Japan to the land of the limeys you can buy rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10....

monkeyboy_ssj
30th December 2003, 13:07
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
How about next yer? It's my ahem bithday, and I'm going to visit my mother, anyway.

Then I think I'd better wait a few months...
Anyway, when in London, the first round's on me, gentlemen.

How old you going to be this year tony? :D

I look like a beatle or one of The Who...Second rounds on Huw!

Cheers

Kimpatsu
30th December 2003, 13:10
Originally posted by Will Northcote
First round... if you can fly from Japan to the land of the limeys you can buy rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10....
No, I buy the first round.
Then you buy all the others after that, kohai...

Kimpatsu
30th December 2003, 13:12
Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
How old you going to be this year tony? :D
Wider than you. ;)

Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
I look like a beatle
John Lennon or Stuart Sutcliffe? Or do you mean George Harrison?

monkeyboy_ssj
30th December 2003, 13:21
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Wider than you. ;)

John Lennon or Stuart Sutcliffe? Or do you mean George Harrison?

Unfortunatly Ringo Star...

:cry:

Kimpatsu
30th December 2003, 13:23
Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
Unfortunatly Ringo Star...

:cry:
Oh, so dead from the neck up, rather than just dead...

monkeyboy_ssj
30th December 2003, 14:04
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Oh, so dead from the neck up, rather than just dead...

I don't know what's worse, being dead or being Ringo...

Cheers

william northcote
30th December 2003, 14:37
Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
I don't know what's worse, being dead or being Ringo...

Cheers

It could be worse, you could look like Cher :D

monkeyboy_ssj
30th December 2003, 14:57
Originally posted by Will Northcote
It could be worse, you could look like Cher :D

Don't scare me like that...she's had so much surgury she's like the 6 million dollar woman...

Cheers

Kimpatsu
30th December 2003, 14:58
Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
Don't scare me like that...she's had so much surgury she's like the 6 million dollar woman...
...He says running around the room in slow motion... ;)

monkeyboy_ssj
30th December 2003, 15:02
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
...He says running around the room in slow motion... ;)

dud dud dud dud dud dud dud dud...

I'm off home, working over Christmas sucks so I'm off early to get drunk on eggnog laters potatos.

Kimpatsu
30th December 2003, 15:10
Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
I'm off home, working over Christmas sucks so I'm off early to get drunk on eggnog laters potatos.
...Which is why the above sentence makes no sense.

larsen_huw
30th December 2003, 17:25
Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
How old you going to be this year tony? :D

I look like a beatle or one of The Who...Second rounds on Huw!

Cheers

Hell, at least i don't keep my wallet on a chastity belt! :D

I think ol' man Kehoe's gonna be hitting the big 40.

If i'm in the right bit of the country at the time, i'll be up for a booze up.

Kimpatsu
30th December 2003, 23:45
Originally posted by larsen_huw
I think ol' man Kehoe's gonna be hitting the big 40.
Yes, but not until June. However, I shall indeed be hitting the big 40.

Onmitsu
31st December 2003, 00:44
I hit the big 40 in May of 2004. Since I'm across the pond I'll have to remember to raise a pint for you, Tony.:toast:

Kimpatsu
31st December 2003, 00:48
Originally posted by Onmitsu
I hit the big 40 in May of 2004. Since I'm across the pond I'll have to remember to raise a pint for you, Tony.:toast:
Thank you, greg. In fact, as it's the big 40, you should raise 40 pints. :toast: :toast: :toast:

n2shotokai
31st December 2003, 05:31
Criminee, only 40 and you lost that much hair. Man I am feeling GOOD :p

monkeyboy_ssj
31st December 2003, 09:28
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
...Which is why the above sentence makes no sense.

Hense, I'd already started :D

Got a headache this morning...no shouting please.

larsen_huw
31st December 2003, 10:08
Originally posted by monkeyboy_ssj
Hense, I'd already started :D

Got a headache this morning...no shouting please.

PARDON? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP.

:D :p

monkeyboy_ssj
31st December 2003, 10:13
Originally posted by larsen_huw
PARDON? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP.

:D :p

I hate you...

william northcote
31st December 2003, 10:32
Originally posted by larsen_huw
PARDON? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP.

:D :p

Damn you Huw, how dare you wake me up like that :redhot:

larsen_huw
31st December 2003, 10:36
Originally posted by Will Northcote
Damn you Huw, how dare you wake me up like that :redhot:

[camp Julian Clairy voice]

oooo .... i'm so sorry ducky. how do you normally like to be woken?

[/camp Julian Clairy voice]

:D

monkeyboy_ssj
31st December 2003, 10:39
Originally posted by larsen_huw
[camp Julian Clairy voice]

oooo .... i'm so sorry ducky. how do you normally like to be woken?

[/camp Julian Clairy voice]

:D

[camp Julian Clairy voice]

As long as it's not a Burgular coming up my back passage i'm not really too bothered.

[/camp Julian Clairy voice]

william northcote
31st December 2003, 10:44
[camp Julian Clairy voice]

It is just as well I always leave by back door open

[/camp Julian Clairy voice]

And from that I die an embarrased death

Kimpatsu
31st December 2003, 16:54
Originally posted by Will Northcote
[camp Julian Clairy voice]

It is just as well I always leave by back door open

[/camp Julian Clairy voice]

And from that I die an embarrased death
What a bum rap... :cool:

Kimpatsu
31st December 2003, 16:57
Originally posted by n2shotokai
Criminee, only 40 and you lost that much hair. Man I am feeling GOOD :p
It's cos my enormous brain is pushing out of the top of my head.
PS: Stop using the cocaine and you won't feel so good. :cool:

william northcote
1st January 2004, 00:44
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
It's cos my enormous brain is pushing out of the top of my head.


Introducing Tony "Mr. Conehead" Kehoe :D

BTW houses and fireworks do not mix :p Ask my neighbour who's houise is now warmer than usual.:p

Kimpatsu
1st January 2004, 00:49
Originally posted by Will Northcote
Introducing Tony "Mr. Conehead" Kehoe :D
Consume mass quantities! Inform the parental units I shall be consuming more than usual! :cool:

william northcote
1st January 2004, 00:51
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Consume mass quantities! Inform the parental units I shall be consuming more than usual! :cool:

Been there, done that, f*rted and gassed half of Wakefield :D

Kimpatsu
1st January 2004, 00:54
Originally posted by Will Northcote
Been there, done that, f*rted and gassed half of Wakefield :D
So long as it wasn't the half where my cousin, nieces, aunt, and uncle live...

n2shotokai
1st January 2004, 02:11
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
It's cos my enormous brain is pushing out of the top of my head.
PS: Stop using the cocaine and you won't feel so good. :cool:
By the by ........ since I won't be there to share the brew ...

Happy Birthday Tony!

May the good Lord bless you and keep you, swelled up head, ego and all ;)

Kimpatsu
1st January 2004, 02:24
You're a bit ahead of yourself, Steve, my birthday isn't for another six months, but thank you for the sentiment. Supercranial abilities and all...

n2shotokai
1st January 2004, 15:21
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
You're a bit ahead of yourself, Steve, my birthday isn't for another six months, but thank you for the sentiment. Supercranial abilities and all... Well I hate those "woops, I forgot your birthday" birthday cards :D

william northcote
1st January 2004, 15:33
Originally posted by n2shotokai
Well I hate those "woops, I forgot your birthday" birthday cards :D

Who want's to remember Tony's birthday anyway?

larsen_huw
1st January 2004, 19:58
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
It's cos my enormous brain is pushing out of the top of my head.
...

ahem ...

or maybe grass can't grow in a desert.

Hair needs the nutrition provided by a brain to grow ... no brain ... no hair! :D

william northcote
1st January 2004, 20:04
Well I still think Tony must look like Mr Conehead :D

Kimpatsu
1st January 2004, 22:48
Originally posted by Will Northcote
Who want's to remember Tony's birthday anyway?
Not me, that's for sure.

william northcote
1st January 2004, 22:51
Neither would I. Who wants to post you a birthday card? :D :p :D

Kimpatsu
1st January 2004, 22:54
Originally posted by larsen_huw
ahem ...
or maybe grass can't grow in a desert.
Hair needs the nutrition provided by a brain to grow ... no brain ... no hair! :D
Nah, hair takes nutrition away from the brain, so being almost bald, my hyper-super-duper brain(TM) can function at near peak capacity. Thrill as my rapier-like wit skewers your dull posts! Chill as my laser intellect pierces the cold empty space insixe Bruce B's head! Shiver as my conehead grows more pronounced!
...Then fall asleep in front of the telly again, as you grow ever fatter over the Holiday season... :cool:

william northcote
1st January 2004, 22:58
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Nah, hair takes nutrition away from the brain, so being almost bald, my hyper-super-duper brain(TM) can function at near peak capacity. Thrill as my rapier-like wit skewers your dull posts! Chill as my laser intellect pierces the cold empty space insixe Bruce B's head! Shiver as my conehead grows more pronounced!
...Then fall asleep in front of the telly again, as you grow ever fatter over the Holiday season... :cool:

You have a super brain and yet you make a spelling mistake?

You are flawed Tony, you have made an error.

Cue the arguement between Kirk and Nomad.

Kimpatsu
2nd January 2004, 04:38
Originally posted by Will Northcote
You have a super brain and yet you make a spelling mistake?
You are flawed Tony, you have made an error.

Cue the arguement between Kirk and Nomad.
I didn't say I was perfect, only superior to you. :D BTW, it was a typo, not a spelling mistake. Thereby proving that you are flawed.
Now, as I'm Kirk, you should run outside and explode...

Moniteur
2nd January 2004, 04:52
Originally posted by Kimpatsu

Now, as I'm Kirk, you should run outside and explode...


So THAT'S how he gets all the girls..... ;)

william northcote
2nd January 2004, 08:32
Tony gets girls... naaa he has to dig a hole first :D

Even if it was a typo, it still means you are not superior. A superior being would not have allowed that to happen.

monkeyboy_ssj
2nd January 2004, 10:19
Tony, has got hair, it's just that his head has grown so big that his hair has spread thin over it :D

Plus I've just realised that tony will be twice my age! Nevermind mate! you may be smarter than me but at least I've got my looks :D (Not saying you're bad looking, far from it, just that compared to me you're Quasi Modo...)

You're only young once, but you can always be immature ;)

william northcote
2nd January 2004, 10:58
I rather stay a child
and keep my self respect

Life sentance, Dead Kennedys

Kimpatsu
2nd January 2004, 11:05
Originally posted by Will Northcote
Tony gets girls... naaa he has to dig a hole first :D

Even if it was a typo, it still means you are not superior. A superior being would not have allowed that to happen.
Illogical. A perfect being could not have allowed it to happen; that is not the same. The differnced being is that all your spelling errors are just that: errors. I can spell better, but I'm not a perfect typist.
Failure to understand the difference denotes lack of ability to comprehend.

william northcote
2nd January 2004, 11:09
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Illogical. A perfect being could not have allowed it to happen; that is not the same. The differnced being is that all your spelling errors are just that: errors. I can spell better, but I'm not a perfect typist.
Failure to understand the difference denotes lack of ability to comprehend.

I have never said that I was perfect.

Kimpatsu
2nd January 2004, 11:19
Originally posted by Will Northcote
I have never said that I was perfect.
...and I never said that you did. You accused me of claiming to be perfect, when I never did so. I just claimed to be superior. Which, given the quality of you lot, isn't difficult... :D

william northcote
2nd January 2004, 11:25
Tony, how far is reality in your world. It seems that we are in touch with our ineptitude more than you. With you claiming to be superior is only one step away from being a nazi. No one is superior, just more adept than the layman/person.

Kimpatsu
2nd January 2004, 11:32
Originally posted by Will Northcote
Tony, how far is reality in your world. It seems that we are in touch with our ineptitude more than you. With you claiming to be superior is only one step away from being a nazi. No one is superior, just more adept than the layman/person.
Speak for yourself, Human.
And we are not anything like the Nazis. They believed in racial superiority, which is nonsense. I know that I am superior to all of you, given the fact that I am never lost for a pithy comeback. Crawl before me, you worm. :D

william northcote
2nd January 2004, 11:40
I do not crawl. Only you expect me to, but you will have to wait a long time before you bet me to crawl.

Kimpatsu
2nd January 2004, 11:52
Originally posted by Will Northcote
I do not crawl. Only you expect me to, but you will have to wait a long time before you bet me to crawl.
On your belly NOW, worm! I shall feed thee to the Nyarl-Siggurthup, bretheren to Cthulu, and even better looking than you are.
Now, bow before me, as I conquer the world.
...Oi! Leggo! It's not time yet! I've still got five minutes! NO, I do NOT need to calm down! Why are you white coats always such bullies? Stop with those medication injections.
...That's better. Now I'm Stevie Wonder. :cool:

n2shotokai
2nd January 2004, 13:24
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Speak for yourself, Human.
And we are not anything like the Nazis. They believed in racial superiority, which is nonsense.
We? This may be the beginning of the understanding of Tony Kehoe. All of the mental issues may truly be explained by a split personality.

Kimpatsu
2nd January 2004, 13:29
Originally posted by n2shotokai
We? This may be the beginning of the understanding of Tony Kehoe. All of the mental issues may truly be explained by a split personality.
No, it's the royal "we". "Wee" as in, "I piss on you." :D

larsen_huw
2nd January 2004, 16:19
Originally posted by Kimpatsu
No, it's the royal "we". "Wee" as in, "I piss on you." :D

Royal We? Isn't that usually found down the royal toilet?

Kimpatsu
2nd January 2004, 22:59
Originally posted by larsen_huw
Royal We? Isn't that usually found down the royal toilet?
You should know; you're down there. Which is why you're a funny Hue: puce. :D :cool: