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    - You are reading a book on feudal Japan and think "Hey, those Tokugawa characters stole Harvey's [Shitoryu Dude] avatar!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew S
    - You think troll-bashing is a legitimate sport and should be included in the Olympics.
    You walk under a bridge in your town and expect ninjas to live there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by william northcote
    You walk under a bridge in your town and expect ninjas to live there.
    Maybe that should be:
    You walk under a bridge in your town and expect ninjers to think they live there.
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    - Your standard response to lousy demonstration on YouTube is: "If I did [insert name of technique here] like that, my sensei would kill me!"

    - You start to think there should be a death penalty for journalists who call taekwondo "karate", spell aikido without one of the first two vowels, or give us "ju jit zu".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew S
    - You start to think there should be a death penalty for journalists who call taekwondo "karate", spell aikido without one of the first two vowels, or give us "ju jit zu".

    Death is too easy for these people. Suffering is a must !

    First, we strip them naked and parade on a horseback around their community.

    Second, They must be forced to live with those TUF guys for a period of 30 days.

    Third, Their wives or girlfriends must start calling them other guys name other than their legal name during any and all amorous moments.

    Fourth, They should be forced to have Richard Simmons, Matha Stewarts and Michael Jackson as their Bedmates for a maximum of 30 days.

    Fifth, They will be forced to used a crown typewitter for the rest of thier natural lives. If the offense is at minimum, they they can use thier computer with no spell checks whatsoever.

    Now all the above are for first offense only............
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    - You have an e-budo-related dream. Scary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DDATFUS
    - You have an e-budo-related dream. Scary.
    Something you are not telling us

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    - "Where's Saija?" sounds like a great idea for a kids picture book series.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew S
    - "Where's Saija?" sounds like a great idea for a kids picture book series.

    But will not the writers of Wheres Wally get miffed. At least Wally is shown with more pictures than just one image next to a large.... Building.



    BTW, found him.... Her:


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    - "Swampiest Places" seems totally reasonable as Grendel and his mother (the troll-like creatures in Beowulf) came from a swamp.
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    Yeah, but years ago, members of e-budo decided to buy them all a swamp so the ninj3rz and other freaks of budo land can be safe to flip out while we do normal life.

    Sadly, it never came to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by william northcote
    Something you are not telling us
    The horror, the horror.
    David Sims

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    Did it involve Frank Dux and Ashida Kim?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew S
    Did it involve Frank Dux and Ashida Kim?
    Oh please, let us not go there. I still have nightmares regarding them, A prominant cabinet minister, a bubble car and some petroleum jelly.

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    - You would pay for David Sims' opinion.
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