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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew S
    Did it involve Frank Dux and Ashida Kim?
    Yes, Kim was there, but that part of the dream wasn't too bad. John Lindsey drove over him with a tank. I think. It was confusing.



    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew S
    - You would pay for David Sims' opinion.
    If you are at that point, there is no hope left for you. Please seek professional help!
    David Sims

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    My opinion is, in all likelihood, worth exactly what you are paying for it.

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    - "Oh, no! Not another 'What is a Warrior?' thread!

    - You suffer from "katana envy".

    - You seek proffessional help from Dr. Stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew S
    - You seek proffessional help from Dr. Stupid.
    Which I have done, but he now will not give me his mobile number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by william northcote
    Which I have done, but he now will not give me his mobile number.
    Which would be a wise move on the Doctor's behalf
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew S
    Which would be a wise move on the Doctor's behalf
    Apparently, he has changed it 10 times since I last called him. I do not know who is more paranoid, me or the doctor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by william northcote
    Apparently, he has changed it 10 times since I last called him. I do not know who is more paranoid, me or the doctor?
    Remember: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean "they" are not out to get you.
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    - The only thing that surprised you about Ubermint's banishment was that it took so long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew S
    Remember: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean "they" are not out to get you.
    You know that seeling you get when you get a chair and lean back onto two legs. Just as you are about to fall you catch yourself.

    That is how I feel all day.

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    THE PARANOIDS ARE AFTER ME!
    Er, sorry. I think this paranoia is contagious.
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    Last week my boss and I had the following conversation:

    Boss: Well, David, opposing counsel is getting a little paranoid. Of course, in this case, we are out to get him.

    Me: You know what a paranoid is, don't you?

    Boss: What?

    Me: A guy who's starting to catch on.
    David Sims

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    My opinion is, in all likelihood, worth exactly what you are paying for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDATFUS
    Last week my boss and I had the following conversation:

    Boss: Well, David, opposing counsel is getting a little paranoid. Of course, in this case, we are out to get him.

    Me: You know what a paranoid is, don't you?

    Boss: What?

    Me: A guy who's starting to catch on.
    ROFTLMGAO!!!! David, that's brilliant!!! May I borrow that?
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    Glad you liked it. Borrow it anytime. I can't really claim credit-- the quote might have originated with me, but the mindset comes from spending time with my family.
    David Sims

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    - You get together with several other members on different continents to write the E-Budo Field Guide to Trolls.

    - You suffer from Joe Yang signature envy.

    - You hope to meet Ashida Kim in person one day... Heh, heh, heh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew S
    - You hope to meet Ashida Kim in person one day... Heh, heh, heh!
    Some people have. It was in the background though.

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    Some people have... and didn't even know it! He's a ninja!
    David Sims

    "Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum." - Terry Pratchet

    My opinion is, in all likelihood, worth exactly what you are paying for it.

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