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    Default Joke about teacher and student!

    Joke is a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline. Here I want to share some jokes between teacher and a student and hope you will like these.

    TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
    CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!-

    Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
    Student: "It is 42 mam!"
    Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
    Same student: "It 24 mam."

    TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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    Err... When do we laugh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by william northcote View Post
    Err... When do we laugh?
    When he gets banned.

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    For now, I'm just waiting for the smack of the Bo against a hard wooden floor....

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    And true to form....



    And then the banning commenced.

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    No student should make fun jokes on teachers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by william northcote View Post
    Err... When do we laugh?

    think this one is more funny that the jokes itself!))))))))))))))))))))

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