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    Samurai fail! ...

    Samurai fail!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPZW28L4deo&feature=related

    Such dorkdom knows no equal. Respect the blade.
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    "Texas Ninjer"? Boone County is in West...

    "Texas Ninjer"? Boone County is in West Virginia. At least as of yesterday.
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    This one kills me. The first...

    This one kills me. The first kiai...:laugh::laugh::laugh:

    Thanks for posting!
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    I want to know why Jean Claude pulls his pants...

    I want to know why Jean Claude pulls his pants all the way up under his armpits. :look:
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    I thinks it's just explained as more of a "fall"...

    I thinks it's just explained as more of a "fall" than a "hop" but when done with the jodan kick it's a stomp. Land hard on the right foot and then the left foot crosses behind. So you let your...
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    Hi Henry - I practice Shotokan as taught by...

    Hi Henry -

    I practice Shotokan as taught by Gichin Funakoshi. Sensei Teruyuki Okazaki taught my sensei the kata with the jodan kick as opener some 45 years ago. I've often wanted to ask Sensei...
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    Hi Henry - The bassai I learned involves a...

    Hi Henry -

    The bassai I learned involves a very high kick, exploding into the move, then the falling forward and then the double block. I don't know why other schools of thought have minimized...
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    Fix it yourself - plugging those leaks might be a...

    Fix it yourself - plugging those leaks might be a good way to learn how to keep them from leaking again. Work real hard on plugging those leaks, be thorough and tireless in your leak plugging. Plug...
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    The only dialogue I understood was "Esta...

    The only dialogue I understood was "Esta muerto"...

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! El Strutty Strutterson gets his bell rung! Duane beat me to the rooster comment. At least the guy can do the splits. Very...
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    Normal? What is that?

    Normal? What is that?
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    LOL! I get your point. That gives me TWO points...

    LOL! I get your point. That gives me TWO points with the one I took from Dirk!! Unless you count the... nevermind.

    :D
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    So the coach is a whining sac and his student...

    So the coach is a whining sac and his student needs to be taken down a few notches and because of that a guy just trying to do his job and probably thrilled to be doing it in the Olympics gets kicked...
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    Welllllllllllllllll, I could agree with that. ...

    Welllllllllllllllll, I could agree with that. Point taken.
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    Yelling at a judge is one thing, pushing and...

    Yelling at a judge is one thing, pushing and kicking a judge is quite another. The cuban needs to sit in the corner in diapers and a dunce cap. Forever. I think the ban is appropriate.

    How...
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    Yes, thank you, Simon! I'll look into that. :)

    Yes, thank you, Simon! I'll look into that. :)
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    Thanks again, Jim, your kindness knows no bounds!...

    Thanks again, Jim, your kindness knows no bounds! But nyet, I cannot speak or read Russian. My sensei will be pleased that I can obtain the books and it's always good to please the sensei!
  17. Thread: XMA vs. MMA

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    Flippy Flipperson got his bell rung. :laugh:

    Flippy Flipperson got his bell rung.

    :laugh:
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    Excellent - thank you so much!

    Excellent - thank you so much!
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    Enoeda books

    Hi -

    I'm looking for a set of three books by Enoeda about advanced shotokan kata. I have seen them on amazon for no less than $54.00 each! Does anyone know of any other source of this set -...
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    Forum question

    On a typical forum, a question is posed:

    "How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?"

    The following statistics were drawn from the responses:

    1 to change the light bulb...
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    :laugh: HAHAHAHAHAHA! You are so right. And the answer to the remaining question is, BOTH, of course.
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    Um, change is inevitable? Stagnate and die?...

    Um, change is inevitable?

    Stagnate and die?

    We are hurtling through space as the universe expands and that's what gravity is?

    Human memory is faulty?

    Men are men and why would one...
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    "...a bloody t-shirt and one shoe." ...

    "...a bloody t-shirt and one shoe."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    What are the three rings of matrimony? Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

    "I do" want another pint of vodka.

    Kick my...
  24. Like the Beatles said in Tax Man some time ago -...

    Like the Beatles said in Tax Man some time ago - "If you take a walk he'll tax your feet..." Something like that anyways.

    I do nothing on credit. If I don't have the cash to buy it, I don't...
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    :laugh: I think I spotted a Nascar gi in there!...

    :laugh: I think I spotted a Nascar gi in there!

    Hahahah, that was great.
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